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Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
Adam Sandler Song Lyrics





(Phone Rings)
(Mr. Spindel picks it up)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Student: Whispering) Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?
(Chuckling)
(Mr Spindel:) Whut!?
(Student: Whispering) You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!
(Chuckling)
(Mr Spindel:) Hey! Who is this!
(Student Hangs up phone)

(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Who is this!?
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Answer me!
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Who is this!?
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) For God's sake! Who are you!?
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Dial tone)

(Operator recording playing If you'd like to make a call...)
(Mr Spindel:) Who is that!?
(Recording continues)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Recording continues)
(Mr Spindel:) Who are you!?
(Recording continues)
(Mr Spindel:) Please answer me!
(Silence)

(Bleeping noise)
(Mr Spindel:) Oh God! Who is this!?
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) WHY!? WHY!?
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Just tell me your name.
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Please.
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) I'm gonna hang up!
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) I'm warning you!
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo!
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) That's it!
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Damn you kids!!
(Bleeping)
(Mr Spindel:) Damn you!!
(Slams down phone)

(Phone rings)
(Mr. Spindel picks it up)
(Mr Spindel:) Hullo?
(Ted:) Yeah, Bill.
(Mr Spindel:) Oh, TED!
(Ted:) I've been trying to get through to you forever.
Who have you been talking to?
(Mr Spindel:) I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!




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