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Oh Mom...
Adam Sandler Song Lyrics





(Silverware clicking)
(M1:) Can you pass the beats please?
(F1:) Here you go
(M1:) Thanks
(Brad:) Hey Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Brad:) Why not Mom?
(F1:) Yeah, why mom? He should go.
(Brad:) It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Brad:) Oh mom...
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(F1:) Don't wory Brad.

(F2:) Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
but I was nervous to buy it.
What do you think?
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(F2:) Really? I really like it...
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(F2:) Oh mom, who is?
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(F2:) Mom, you're so paranoid.
(Mom:) NOOO!!

(M3:) Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(M3:) Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(M3:) Do you think you could drop me off there?...
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(M3:) How am I gonna get there?
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(M3:) I'll walk I guess.
(Mom:) NOOO!!

(Cindy:) Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Cindy:) Please?
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Cindy:) Come on, mom.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Brad:) I'll get it for you Cindy.
(Cindy:) Thanks Brad.
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Cindy:) Thanks for the tip, Ma.
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!

(Brad:) Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Brad:) Why are we eating inside?
It's a beautiful night.
We need to get out more.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Cindy:) Mother, Brad is right.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Cindy:) We should go out, it'll be fun.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Cindy:) Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(M3:) Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Cindy:) You wanna come Dave?
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Dave:) No, I'll hang out with mom.
(M1:) You sure?
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Dave:) Yeah, go without me.
(M3:) All right, see you guys later.
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!

(Dave:) How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is...
You sure know how to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?
(Mom:) NOOO!!
(Dave:) Please?
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Dave:) Mom, you're over reacting!
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Dave:) Why are you so overprotective!?
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Dave:) Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place!
You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!
(Bangs on the table, gets up)
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at you!
(Screen door closes)
(Mom:) They're all gonna laugh at him!




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