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Love Is A Bore
Barbra Streisand Song Lyrics
(S.Cahn & J. Van Hausen) Here is a verse unlike any verse To a song that you've never heard It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree Is at best absurd Love is a bore Love is a ball game without a score Love is a sail boat without a sail The lock on the candy store Asparagus without the hollandaise Plus all the petty laughs In Tennesse Williams' plays I used to love it but now it's a drag Love is a flag pole without a flag Love is the mailman without the mail A comic without a gag A soap-opera plot and lots lots more But mainly I mean love is a bore It's I'll-call-you-tomorrow It's a phone that never rings It's a sack full of sorrow Or a ride on angel's wings So just remember the next time you saw Love is an exit without a door But if you're in love you'll ignore All the things that I've said here before And you'll pray that your love Whatever he does Will come back and be The bore that he was Before! |
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