Brass Monkey
Beastie Boys Song Lyrics

Brass Monkey - that funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky MonkeyGot this dance that's more than realDrink Brass Monkey here's how you feelPut your left leg down your right leg upTilt your head back let's finish the cupM.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the canAdrock gets nice with Charlie ChanWe're offered Moet we don't mind ChivasWherever we go with bring the Monkey with usAdrock drinks three Mike D. is D.Double R. foots the bill most definitelyI drink Brass Monkey and I rock wellI got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell(repeat chorus)Cause I drink it anytime and anyplaceWhen it's time to get ill I pour it on my faceMonkey tastes Def when you pour it on iceCome on y'all it's time to get niceCoolin' by the lockers getting kind of funkyMe and the crew we're drinking Brass MonkeyThis girl walked by she gave me the eyeI reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish FlyI put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cupWent over to the girl, Yo baby, what's up?I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lipIt did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip(repeat chorus)Step up to the bar put the girl downShe takes a big gulp and slaps it aroundTake a sip - you can do it - you get right to itWe had a case in the place and we went right through itYou got a dry Martini thinking you're coolI'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stoolI'll down a '40 dog in a single gulpAnd if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulpMonkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'The song and dance keeping you in a tranceIf you don't buy my record I got my advanceI drink it - I think it - I see it - I be itI love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. itWe got the bottle you got the cupCome on everybody let's get ffffff(repeat chorus)