Egg Man
Beastie Boys Song Lyrics

Agh yea...     I looked out the window and seen his bald head     Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg     Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair     Launched that shot and he was caught out there     Saw the convertible driving by     Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly     He went for his to find he didn't have one     Put him in check correct with my egg gun     The egg a symbol of life     Go inside your house and bust out your wife     I pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke     The trigger I pulled his face the yoke     Reached in his pocket took all his cash     Left my man standing with an egg moustache     Suckers they come a dime a dozen     When I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boy...     Yea that's right...     I'm the Egg Man...     Driving around     King of the town     Yea...     Always got my windows rolled down     Ready to throw     You know I'm the Egg Man...     Once upon a time     Egg Man...     Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg     He was playing the wall then he broke his leg     Tossed it out the window three minutes hot     Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*     Which came first the chicken or the egg     I egged the chicken then I ate his leg     Riding the trains in between cars     When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*     Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.     *Yo they just got my little cousin ese*     Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny Ray     Comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy     People laugh, it's no joke     My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke     *Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care     It was then that I caught catching people out there     Up on the roof, In my car     Up all night     I'm going through science like Dolemite     The Mack, Who     I'm the Egg Man, taxi driver...     I'm the Egg Man     Egg Man Egg Man     We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back     We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back     Sam I am down with the program     Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam     Come Halloween you know I come strapped     I throw it at a sucker K-pap     You made the mistake and judge a man by his race     You go through life with egg on your face     Woke up in the morning peculiar feeling     Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling     Families puck rocks the businessman     I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand     Not like the crack that you put in a pipe     But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe     Egg Man, Egg Man Egg Man...