She's Crafty
Beastie Boys Song Lyrics

Well this girl came up to me - she says she's new in townBut the crew been said they seen her aroundI thought they were right but I didn't wanna knowThe girlie was Def and she wanted to goI think her name is Lucy but they all call LooseI think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuceThe next think she said, My place or yours?Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!We got into the cab - the cab driver saidHe recognized my girlie from the back of her headHe said a little something about tip to baseSo I made him stop the cab to get out of the placeI shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret itSomething's going on and I'll probably never get itShe was crying like a baby - stupid dumbIt's just too bad that girl's a bumShe's crafty - she's gets aroundShe's crafty - she's always downShe's crafty - she's got a gripeShe's crafty - and she's just my typeShe's craftyI spent my last dollar to by a SabrettWhen I seen this girl I could never forgetNow I like nothing better than a pretty girl smileAnd I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a whileThe girl came up to me she said she loved the showAsked her to come home and she couldn't say, No!We got the crib - there's Adam and D.We didn't say a word - they just stared at meI said, I don't know her just met her tonight.And Adrock started hiding everything in sightD. pulled me over said, Hide your gold,The girl is crafty like ice is cold!The girl is crafty - she knows all the movesI started playing records - she knew all the groovesHe thought she was a thief - and D. was rightBut I just figured she'd spend the nightWhen I woke up late in the afternoonShe had taken all the things from inside his roomI found myself naked in the middle of the floorShe had taken the bed and the chest of drawersThe mirror, the TV, the guitar cordMy remote control and my old skateboardShe robbed us blind - she took all we ownedAnd the boys blamed me for bringing her home(repeat chorus)