The Negotiation Limerick File
Beastie Boys Song Lyrics

My DJ's got the cuts and the beats are onWe're comin with the limericks and we're comin' strongAnd the rhythm's on time to every word and rhymeWhen it comes to keep it real I keep it really wrongAt the risk of sounding crass I would like to mentionThat I am well aware of your wack intentionsTo usurp my prose you so and soIt's my primary bone of contentionI tell you everybody I've had itWith all these people with staticI'll go insane if it don't rainSucker MC's are problematicI love it when you hit those switchesA curve ball's what my pitch isSo here we here we comeLike dum ditty dumI keep all five boroughs in stitchesThe sound sounds sweeter through the echolexIt'll spin you around and throw you in a hexUntil you feel no pain inside your brainAll your worries are soothed by the sound effectsYou ead it in the Post and the Daily NewsListen everybody lets show improveDon't let me begin about heroinLiving six feet deep just ain't the moveWe're giving you soul powerI like it sweet and sourWhen it comes to rhymes and beat designsI'm at the control towerTell me what makes you so afraidOf all those people you say you hateJust give it one time for your mindAnd let's try to negotiate (3x)