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Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth And happily and gay Well I guessed exactly that Because he found a special girl That put him in a special trance He fell in love so quickly What the hell was he to expect That the girl under his arm wasn't the same As any other girl That he had thought that he once met I guess you could only blame fate Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed And then quietly one day He sang a song from deep within his heart Causing some ingestion He finished with a great big fart and She knew at that one moment That song was something she heard before So she asked him to do that again Then out the door they hurried She was gonna find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end She said, When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. He used to always fart and sing this special song. Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall. 'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls. I said a wah, wah, wah - wah - wah, Wah, wah - wah - wah, wah... I said a wah, wah, wah - wah - wah, Wah, wah - wah - wah, wah |
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