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Being dead Is Boring
Chaotic Youth Song Lyrics
Ay! Ay-y-ay! A long time ago Was a long time ago A long time ago when people lived If they lived today they'd either be old or dead Living is death Death is life after a fruit sausage cake made by Gilbert Beck Being dead is boring, I should know I'm braindead inside and I am really bored It's no fun being stupid My uncle Jello will tell you, if you're dead you won't have any fun Because death is the last adventure and that's a lot of fun Hey here we are at the top of a building, Let's jump off, HHHGGggeeennnggghhh! Being dead is boring but getting there is half the fun Being dead is really boring And you'd have to be a loser to try it without a parachute Dead (sax solo - John) Being dead really sucks but getting there is half the fun Why don't you try it someday Fill out a form, sign on the bottom line I'll give you a million dollars if you'll go and kill yourself And when you're dead I'll take it back You don't need it where you're going Being dead is really boring, isn't that right Col? It's boring as being dead! That's right, when you say you're dead bored you're not kidding Trust me I don't know what I'm saying and I don't really care So fuck yourself, fuck yourself, stupid little whore Go fuck yourself up the ass I want to see you do it again Dead I think I'll win a Grammy for this really great song I'll show it to my granny and she'll tell me it's all wrong I'll win an Emmy too And I think I'll win a fat lady award from Canada And that's the end, so fuck off and die Don't play this for your mom |
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