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Stevie's Spanking
Frank Zappa Song Lyrics
His name is Stevie Vai, And he's a crazy guy Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking He decided then A female specimen Would be exciting for a night To give him a spanking Laurel was her name She came to Notre Dame He told me just the other night He oughta be thanking Her for the spanking She was large and soft And she beat him off Made him drool upon his dork And gave it a wanking After the spanking Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush! Then did she exclaim: There's another game That we can play with this device, And then a banana! It was slightly green Vapors in between Rising up to fill the room And COOK the banana Later in the dawn, Laurel carried on Got right up and dressed herself and Ate the banana |
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