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(Bob McDill Roger Murrah) I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark I don't ever use it anyway Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging Is all I want to do these days They oughta make a plan, get a research grant And study me around the world I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar Ever since I learned about girls It was a stormy night in Georgia when I was born Daddy's greatest expectations in bodily form Teacher said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen But their hopes all ended the day I turned fourteen I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark I don't ever use it anyway Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging Is all I want to do these days They oughta make a plan, get a research grant And study me around the world I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar Ever since I learned about girls Momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down She said doctor all he ever does is follow girls around Well they looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at all I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark I don't ever use it anyway Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging Is all I want to do these days They oughta make a plan, get a research grant And study me around the world I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar Ever since I learned about girls I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar Ever since I learned about girls |
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