Billy
Kid Capri Song Lyrics

We interrupt this program to bring you a special reportWe are looking for a man named Billywho has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;use of UPS trucks; and trying to sell crackto an undercover token clerkWhat is this world coming to? Well I'll tell youYeahhh his name is BillyNow let me tell you about this guy right hereBust itA brainiac, con artist to the 'T'Able to geese, you and meTalks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp.... but he's a wimp!Mastermind of the computer world, he liveswith his wife and a cute little girlNow this is the story of a familyAnd the man of the family, huh, his name was BillyYeah you know that guy named Billyhe was always conning somebodyhe was always getting away with murder wordHis name was Billy!He tried to have Moet tossin Olde E moneyI ain't tryin to have thatbut let me tell you about thisOhhhh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?Ha ha! Tell me, did you ever find a wayto make that money real quick - well I got an ideaSo what's the idea? Computer chip!Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cardsWe'll split it even, but here's the oddsTwenty to one, Who's Harry Crumb?He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gunNow Billy, a smooth operatorSneaks out his door, a to the elevatorGets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifthThen heads out the building withhis little pocket knife in his handShow em you're a man Billy.. understand?A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love himDelivery boys think highly of himUnited Parcel, very colossal.. UH!Sometimes he get a bit hostileDon't even care, if people stareHe gets his package look around, then he's outta there!Well a-nother day, a-nother dollarDon't wanna do it, boy but he's gottaa diamond to sell, three point one caratSo what he did? Sold it to the first floor faggotNo real money, one and a thirdBut the brother's gonna get, as high as a birdBell bottoms, yes the man invented the slacksOld fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with spatsHe got the limp to his walk, hat cocked just rightWalkin down the block, lookin like, Willy Dynamite!This man is amazing, he does a lotHe can tell you what he can do, and what he can notHe get you radios or TV's, clocks and bedsHe's gettin, twenty to life once he's caught by the fedsHis name was BillyYeah my man went and got her credit cardBought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, word upI ain't actin like we ain't been downKnahmsayin? He never get love from mealways tryin to con me but I ain't goin for itWord BREAK IT DOWN!Tell em what you want Kid CapriMan I need a VCR, really (really, really)I thought you was going to lookout, BILLYYou told me to be here six o'clockBy that time, you said you'd be ready to make the dropWell I guess you're fronting againWhen you gonna be on the up and up my friend?You keep conning, you better chill!Cause a brother like me will squeal.. on Billy!He did it, he did it!Word up man I'm squealing on him manHe tried to front on the Kid Capri, wordHis name was Billy!Ain't no way in the world I'ma let that goLords of Funk ain't tryin to have that!KnowhatImean?His name was Billy!Man you need to grow up before you blow upYouknowhatI'msayin?Stop tryin to play high post with a low incomeHis name was Billy!I ain't havin it..now before you think about doin itlet me tell you this!Don't mess with Bill (no no-no no)Don't mess with Bill (uh-huh)His name was Billy!Uh-huh, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmmAh-hah, mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmmAh-hah, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmmAh-hah, his name was BillyI think Billy learned his lessonJust leave that crack alone!I'm outta here