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She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her I'm her butter she' my bread She's like a mobile waterbed And when I got on top of her I can't touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag She's like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy safe and warm She's my insulation I always know just where she sat And when she's on me I get flat Some broken ribs a punctured lung That's why I love her She's my phillie I'm her stud Her bean is bigger than my pud It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale That's why I love her She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her |
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