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New Boobs
Nofx Song Lyrics
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enough affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man When I need is cosmetic surgery Be the best I can be Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick, local anesthetic Now my body is a model of flawless perfection I most certainly will cause an erection Wherever I go, but I still don't know The reason why I can't find a mate Guys I meet ejaculate Then leave through the door, I can't take anymore New boobs- jugs, new boobs- jugs.... |
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