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I Can't Stop Farting
Queers Song Lyrics
Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon I got a problem and I don't know what to do... HELP! I can't stop farting (x4) My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room I gotta problem and I don't know what to do... HELP! I can't stop farting... |
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