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Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his pants this time Or he might lose it for good Now he's doing porno films Does anybody care for sausage? Throbbing Johnny Bobbitt Throbbing Johnny lost it She lopped it off while it was throbbing Bobbitt, Bobbitt She lopped it off while it was throbbing Stop it! |
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