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He had an itch that wouldn't stop He caught it from someone who didn't wash He had a nest for a crotch He had one big piece of hot property He's just a kid The Kwellada kid He had an itch Only kwellada could fix He was afraid to drop his pants He was embarrassed by the nasty rash It was in the shape of all of Italy His penis was his scratching post He's going back to the town He's gonna hunt that creature down He's gonna pull its panties down and eat those crabs for lunch |
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