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Where's My Legs?
S N F U Song Lyrics
You may think a man's brain stops After he's been dead and his legs chopped off Well, let me tell you a story to change that belief It started back when I was still alive My girlfriend and I were sitting side by side When she grabbed a gun and rudely ended my life My body lay there, dead and cold When she dragged me down to the basement below Where she decided to stuff me in a cardboard box That's when her problem did arise You see, the box she chose was to small in size So, she chopped off my legs Just so I could fit my future home Then out of panic or out of stress? She lost my legs, never to be found again Now I cannot die unless my body's complete So I lay in limbo, in agony, the world's first zombie amputee First she robbed me of life now she's robbing me of death So, if you've seen my legs, I'd like them back Or has she fed them to her dog and cat? If this is what life is, I don't want any part of it. |
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